Monday, October 17, 2011

SHOOTIN' FROM THE HIP


I don’t often venture into my kid’s bedrooms. For one thing, I don’t have any reason to but also, it is a painful reminder of how fast they fled the premises and how vacated those rooms feel. Just the other day, I was looking for a book in Haakon’s room, when my eye landed on the arrow he split with another arrow on one of his earliest target shoots. He sliced it right down the middle and the arrows remain stuck together. We kept it for its William Tell bragging rights.
But why wouldn’t he be a great shot? I chuckled as I recalled all the practice he got. When he was probably in junior high, he and I were home alone a lot. The girls were off in college and Walt was working out of state. I would make dinner (always Haakon’s favorites or I’d be eating alone!), then we’d watch the outdoor channel and then he would do some shooting.
Here is where I get “Mom of the Decade” award. He would stand at the far west wall of our house and shoot through the entire length of our house, through the family room, kitchen, entryway and garage. At least 75 feet. This target practice could go on for an hour or two, as he shot at a target affixed to the trash dumpster. I really couldn’t sit still so I would do chores around the house, mostly in the kitchen or laundry room but would have to be absolutely alert for the archer at the other end of the house. Every time he was about to let an arrow fly, he’d holler out, “SHOOTING!” That was my cue to hunker down until I heard the “whizz” and then the “thunk” as he hit the target. He only missed once, and there was an arrow-sized hole in the garage drywall until we finally decided to repair it.
I am glad, for both of our sakes, that he never hit me. That I remained alert enough to listen for the verbal warning call and lie low each time.  All that practice paid off, Haak became an expert hunter, we bonded like Krazy Glue to human skin and I have great memories of our years together, as I hope he has.

HUNTER’S MEAL IN A PAN
8 venison steaks or pork chops
1/4 cup flour
1 onion, chopped
1 can Cream of Mushroom soup
1 can water
6 large potatoes, sliced
4 carrots, sliced (peels on)
Salt and pepper to taste
In a skillet, brown meat with onion. Grease a 9 by 13 inch pan and spread half the potatoes on the bottom of the pan. Sprinkle with salt, pepper and flour. Add carrots. Put meat on top of carrots and cover with remaining potatoes. Pour soup and water over top. Cover and bake at 350 degrees for 1hour. Uncover and bake 1/2 hour longer.

STRAIGHT SHOOTER’S SPUD SOUP
6 to 8 potatoes
1 cup mushrooms, sliced
1/2 cup celery, chopped
1/2 cup onion, chopped
2 tablespoons butter
2 cups chicken broth
1/4 cup flour
1 large can evaporated milk
2 cups water
2 strips bacon, fried crisp and crumbled
Fresh parsley, chopped
Sour cream
Shredded cheddar cheese
Green onions, diced
Bake potatoes. Skin and set aside. In a large stockpot, brown mushrooms, celery and onion in butter. Add broth. Whisk flour and evaporated milk together to make a roux. Stir in to broth and vegetables. Then add water. Dice potatoes and add to pot. Stir in bacon and parsley. Heat all together and serve with sour cream, shredded cheese and diced green onions on top of each serving.

BULL’S EYE COOKIE STIX
1/2 cup oil
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla
1-1/2 cups flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
2/3 cup chocolate chips
1/2 cup chopped walnuts, optional
In a large mixing bowl, combine oil, sugars, egg and vanilla. Mix well. Combine flour, baking soda and salt. Gradually add to sugar mixture. Divide dough in half. On a greased baking sheet, shape each portion into a 15 by 3 inch rectangle, about 3 inches apart. Sprinkle chocolate chips and nuts over dough, pressing them in lightly. Bake at 375 degrees for 7 to 9 minutes. Cool for 5 minutes and cut into 1 inch strips with a pizza cutter. Remove to rack to cool. Yield: 3 dozen.

Friday, October 7, 2011

TRICK OR TREAT


CREEPY, CRAWLY, BIG BLACK SPIDER,
DRINK A CUP OF POISONED CIDER…
Well, that’s not quite what happened, but I will never forget my first Trick or Treating experience. Mom decided that, since my brother and I were quite young, we didn’t need the whole “comb the town” routine with too much candy and excitement, that we could make our debut just hitting the homes of a few farm neighbors around our township. We climbed into the car and Mom chauffeured me (a witch) and my brother (an Indian chief) down the dusty gravel roads. It was dusk and a balmy October evening.
We drove a couple of miles and knocked on the first door. “Trick or Treat,” we shouted from under our masks. If looks could kill, we’d have been goners. Mom shuffled us toward the door as she tried to make small talk with the farm wife, who recovered her sense of humanity and opened the door a bit wider so we all entered the back entry. Mom explained that she didn’t mean to intrude but felt just dropping by a few neighborhood homes would be “sufficient for young children who really shouldn’t have so much candy anyway, and…”
The Ice Queen cut her off. “I never LET my kids go around begging.” Mom turned us toward the door and apologized for the inconvenience (us). “Just a minute,” our neighbor said. She left us standing there utterly mortified and embarrassed only to return a minute later with a vanilla ice cream cone for each of us. We choked out a “thank you” and quickly made our getaway.
Back in the car, Mom said, “Well? Are you up for trying again?” My brother and I decided we weren’t about to give up our first Halloween without one thing in our pumpkin bags. Not that we didn’t appreciate the ice cream. We were just scared out of our wits by such hostility. We visited half a dozen more houses and, because country dwellers don’t get many Trick-or- Treaters, we ended up with full boxes of Milk Duds, large Snickers bars and whole packs of gum. The last house we stopped at was the home of a sweet old bachelor who, apologizing, gave us each a few M&M’s. We didn’t care. He enjoyed seeing us and we knew it.
Our Halloween proverb (is that an oxymoron?) from that day forward became,
                                   “Better one M&M given generously,
                                     than a large ice cream cone begrudgingly.”

GHOST AND GOBLIN SNICKERDOODLE PIE
1 prepared pie crust
1 tablespoon raw sugar
1/2 plus 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon, divided
2 teaspoons butter, melted
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup butter
3 tablespoons water
2 tablespoons light corn syrup
1/2 plus 1 teaspoon vanilla, divided
1/4 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup powdered sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar
1 egg
1/2 cup milk
1-1/4 cups flour
In a bowl, combine raw sugar and 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon. Brush melted butter over pie crust. Sprinkle with 1 teaspoon cinnamon-sugar mixture. Set the rest aside. In a saucepan, combine brown sugar, 1/4 cup butter, water, corn syrup and 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon. Heat to boiling over medium heat, stirring to dissolve sugar. Boil gently for 2 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in 1/2 teaspoon vanilla. Set aside. In a mixing bowl, beat 1/4 softened butter. Beat in sugar, powdered sugar, baking powder, salt and cream of tartar until well combined. Beat in egg and 1 teaspoon vanilla. Gradually beat in milk until combined. Spread in crust. Slowly pour syrup over filling in pie crust. Sprinkle with remaining cinnamon-sugar. Cover edges of crust with tin foil. Bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes. Remove foil from crust and bake 20 minutes more. Cool on wire rack.

JACK O’ LANTERN SWEET POTATO CUPCAKES
2 cups flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup butter
1-1/2 cups sugar
3 eggs
17 ounce can sweet potatoes, mashed
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
In a mixing bowl, combine flour, baking powder, cinnamon, soda and salt. Set aside. In a large mixer bowl, beat butter for 30 seconds on medium. Add sugar and beat on high for 2 minutes. Add eggs, one at a time, beating on low each time. Add sweet potatoes and vanilla, beating until combined. Add flour mixture. Beat until batter is mixed well. Divide evenly into 24 muffin cups. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. Cool and frost.
ORANGE ZEST CREAM CHEESE FROSTING
8 ounces cream cheese
2/3 cup butter
2 tablespoons orange juice
8 cups powdered sugar
Orange zest
In a mixing bowl, combine cream cheese and butter for 30 seconds. Add orange juice. Beat in powdered sugar one cup at a time until desired consistency is reached. Frost cooled cupcakes. Sprinkle zest over tops of each cupcake.
AUTUMN SPICE BARS WITH MAPLE ICING
1/2 cup butter
1/3 cup brown sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ginger
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup molasses
1/2 cup water
2 eggs
1 cup flour
1 cup whole wheat flour
In a mixing bowl, beat butter and sugar together. Add baking powder, cinnamon, ginger, soda and salt. Beat until combined. Add molasses, water and eggs. Mix well. Beat in flours. Spoon into a greased 9 by 13 inch pan. Spread evenly. Bake at 375 degrees for 20 minutes. Cool and frost.
MAPLE CREAM ICING
1/3 cup sour cream
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 teaspoon maple extract
3 cups powdered sugar
In a medium bowl, stir together sour cream, vanilla and maple extract. Beat in powdered sugar, 1 cup at a time stirring until smooth. Frost cooled bars. Top with chopped pecans, if desired or sprinkle cinnamon lightly over top.